Papa: Do you have the sneezy weezies?
Emma: No I have the tissue issues!
Me: Thanks for cleaning, you are doing a really good job!
Emma: Ahh it was nuffin!
Helping me do laundry and taking it up and downstairs for all of 15 seconds:
Emma: ohh my little legs are tired! They need a rest!
I think I need a new assistant
Emma: Mom, can you make me some water? This cup is empty.
Me: Sure thing!
Emma: No not cold water, just warm water please.
Oh my – I didn’t realize we were in France or that I knew how to make water
Me: Emma can you go wash your hands for dinner.
Emma: My hands are all clean! See!? I washed them with snow cold water!
I think I need to teach her how to turn the water on warm