This child seriously cracks us up. Here are some seriously amusing things we’ve heard/seen these past few days:
Me: Sweetie, I think you forgot to flush the toilet.
Emma: Oh don’t worry, you can do it!
Helping me clean the table (where she sits during all meals).
Emma: hmmm messier than a bear
How Emma eats a grilled cheese sandwich.
A slice of bread not toasted.
A slice of cheese.
Another slice of bread not toasted.
Only my child eats a sandwich one piece at a time and then asks for pepperonis on the side.
Emma: I don’t think daddy will love me forever.
Me: Yes he will!!
Emma: How come?
Me: Because he made you!
Emma: Can I get a ring from daddy that says I will love you forever?
Here is where the future conversation about my ring comes back to bite me in the butt. Brian you are going to have to shovel out some cash for a ring for your little girl!!!!!